This morning, I left the pump (in vibrate mode) on the bathroom counter and took a long shower.
After the 15 minutes was up, I heard it vibrating (buzz buzz buzz) and ignored it.
Washing out the conditioner (buzz buzz buzz),
shaving my legs (buzz buzz buzz).
Meanwhile, my fat black cat creeps closer. (buzz buzz buzz)
He's a ninja. (jingle jingle)
With a bell. (buzz buzz buzz)
(crash)
I hear the little cup with my wedding ring hit the floor.
(buzz buzz buzz) (jingle jingle)
(buzz buzz CRASH)
I look out of the shower and my pump is lying face down on the tile.

Thank goodness those things can take a hit.
Doesn't he look satisfied?
Ninja, I tell you.
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